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[27 Feb 2005|10:33am] [ mood | accomplished ] lately me and my friend lesley have been getting into sex fights where you fight someone only with something that is sexually related lesley thought it would be funny to wrap his genitalia around a railing i left him there for a week he survived by eating leaves and drinking rain but just before i came back a phsyco cut off his penis and testicles could you tell us where we could get a replacments so we can carry on having sex fights ongo, 8, australia well ongo your friend should be so carless with his manlyness ho ho ho well there is a shop called yupgongs penis and testicle shopim afraid its in new zeland and i dont know being from australia you want to take the chance of going to new zeland as theyve got such a different accent from yours and you wont understand them well hope this has helped and if you get your cock and balls back send me another email as i know quite a few sex fighting and sex wrestling tornaments which i do if your interested lets golf

[05 Feb 2005|07:42pm] [ music | wilco-heavy metal drummer ] hello im john i want pussy but when i say to a girl "give me pussy bitch" they will either hit me or shout at me i dont see why they do this the other day i pulled a knife on a girl and said if you dont give me pussy i will kill you but she pulled a knife on me and stabbed me in the arm why wont girls give me pussy is it because im ugly? john, 12, newport jason when you ask you cant just let them get away ask over and over again and if they carry on hitting you cry and say "i cant get no pussy anywhere please bitch give me your pussy" they love crying guys they think your sensetive blokes its not that you really are sensetive its just a pussy magnet girls will just open there legs instantly then you can just shove your love in them its pips mc honkey lets golf

[31 Jan 2005|09:07pm] [ mood | helpfull ] [ music | beck-outcome ] a bloke got his fist stuck up my cunt what the fuck am i gonna do jessica 15 e-mail well jessica what i suggest you do is get some butter or margerine (look in your mums cupboard or fridge) and put it around your vag hopefully this will lubricate it enough to get it out this also helps if your head is stuck beetween some railings i had this happen once when i was sucking a blokes dick when he was on the other side of the gate its really helpfull mc honkey 2 people are watching you| lets golf

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